The dog didn't eat your paper... Andy told you the watermark was a secret communication between members of a local terrorist group. The alarm clock didn't go off... Naw. You were waylaid by Andy to help prevent a mafia hit on the mayor of Nebraska and couldn't use your phone as it was being monitored by the forces of evil!

Gripe, Apologize. Pursue. Break up... Make amends. Tell some jerk off (no obscenities but words like "freekin" ok). Blast your boss or fellow workers. Fire someone. Quit. Whatever... BLAME ANDY, then send it. Anonymously! Make it so convincing that the recipient(s) have no other course than to take it at face value. It must be true because it's in print!

Note: Blaming Andy for general maladies, though probably true, is not the real point of this site. More to shift/alleviate blame in your personal relationships and other screwups or respond to things you're getting blamed for but didn't do and let those involved "get it".

What's the catch? There is no catch... It's free. You don't have to sign-up... Just do it!

Click on "How?" button for instructions on how to create your Blame Andy.

Click "Preview" to check if you've got your story just right. Continue to click "Preview" as you fine tune your story. You can send anonymous emails (from blame@blameandy.com) to yourself and up to three recipients of your story by entering their email addresses.

Then click "BLAME" to post your story. An Email from BLAMEANDY will be sent to you and your recipients with a link back to your story on this site.

We want you to have fun, apologize for a screw-up, make a point or otherwise communicate your thoughts to the recipient(s) with this site. Please refrain from obscenity or slander (subject to removal).

Click on "Why?" button for BLAME hints