Others Blame Andy
Loose Canon is right That character taking pictures all over the place got a shot of me hitting on a cutie and my old lady has me sleeping on the couch. Calls himself LooseCanonArt.com and if you see him, tell him I will be more than happy to stick that damn Canon S90 where the sun never shines. Think BlameAndy has something to do with this because the guy is also named Andy...... BLAME ANDY! By: Doing without
My Toyota It is all your fault that my Toyota 4runner broke down in the middle of a busy street. It is really like the problems that everybady talking about on TV. All of sudden, the car stop responding to the gas. I guess I should blame Toyota, too, ha? Well, now I feel a little better. Thanks Andy. ... BLAME ANDY! By: Yukari
Manana I wrote in the station log that "the crew needs materials-manana" My boss said I should be more professional. Then I wrote "the crew needs materials, they will return manana". Then he got pissed off and wrote me up--30 days in the hole. It's Andy's fault. He taught me Spanish. I should never have tried to be bi-lingual. Andy you bastardo.... BLAME ANDY! By: Rush
SSL You know who this is and yes it was all your fault that the SSL was wrong!!!... BLAME ANDY! By: Tyler
	Management Says:  Of course it was Andy's fault. BFD. That don't take no brains. Why did Andy screw up the ssl is what takes one of at least average intelligence to figure out.
Past Life w/ Andy Those things that Andy made me do many years ago has affected my memory-I have no idea where I am most of the time... BLAME ANDY! By: Texas Karen
	Management Says:  Probably a good thing... knowing Andy.
Missed with no notice The Immigration services sent me a note that I have missed my Oath Ceremony on October 29, of which they have never imformed me in a first place. Now they will have to reschedule, and will probably forget to inform me again.... BLAME ANDY! By: Un-sworn citizen
	Management Says:  Dear Un-sworn... If you had read The Story of Andy, you would know that one of his favorite things is throwing a monkey wrench into peoples lives and further that he personally trains bureaucrats on how NOT to do things right.
no website Deena has no website she can post her drawings at. That just sucks and it's all Andy's fault!... BLAME ANDY! By: Anna
	Management Says:  If Deena would actually use her noggin and look the site over, she would see that blameandy could build her just what she needs... But noooooooo! PS.. Deena, you with AbeLS?
too tired to care Thanks for the late diagnosis of Lyme dease. Now I cant get my big butt off the couch... BLAME ANDY! By: Desert Queen
Chase to WAMU like Andy's customer service Did Andy have something to do with the JP Morgan Chase takeover of Washington Mutual Bank? Seems that everything from customer service to account management has Andy's imprint. Call and you get India or some such and you have to request an American. Some character who might be one of Andy's Disciples says he works directly with the CEO of Chase but cannot even fix a minor issue with a deposit. Andy, you outdid yourself.... BLAME ANDY! By: Shopping banks
Fess Up & Face the Music Shouldnt I always accept total responsibility for my actions?... BLAME ANDY! By: D.D.
	Management Says:  Being self-righteously indignant isn’t necessarily a fault D.D. but it could make you really tiresome to deal with. You can BLAMEANDY for that too.
I am not flirting Every time we go out you accuse me of flirting with other guys. IT IS NOT TRUE! Andy, who texed me he was on a mission for O., told me to wink and smile so he would know it was me. As I don't know what he looks like, I just wink and smile at any guy that looks like it might be him. He said it is really important so stop bugging me.... BLAME ANDY! By: Enough already
Broken record I guess Andy must have been something else because all you do is talk about what a rat he was and all you want to do is get back at him. You blow out anybody who shows any interest in you because you "never want that to happen again." Guess he won... Ruined you for you and anyone else. Get a life. All you ever do is... BLAME ANDY! By: Can't compete with Andy
Wasn't what you think R. I don't know what you think you saw but when u walked in on J and me, we were just rehersing for a role she got as Andy said she needed some more practice. I know it looked bad us half undressed and all but I was just tryin' to help her get into her part. Baby, i'd never cheat on you..... BLAME ANDY! By: R2
Life sucks Me and my wife are getting a divorce. We did too much drugs and things got really bad between us... BLAME ANDY! By: Aussie Lover
	Management Says:  Your "special friend" wants to know if that means you will be buying separately now.
So Drunk I thought I was someone else the other night The other night I went out with this super hot girl but we didn't wind up sleeping together because we were both too drunk! Since then I've been trying to figure out who's to blame, the liquor industry? Her? ME of all people?! I... BLAME ANDY! By: Nickei the Sword of Fatima
Femme fatale bringing me to the grave Andy, I hang out with this chick and it always gets me in trouble. She never sleeps 'cause drugs seem to be the only thing that matters to her. But she's just so hot, I keep going back. But I haven't been with her. She only sees me as a friend. So, thanks again, Andy. My heart is broke and she plagues my mind on a daily basis.... BLAME ANDY! By: e.m.
	Management Says:  I would think that Andy is proud to be of service. If he wanted you to have a good time, he would have found you a nice southern gal.